Turbulence.

Ladies and gentleman, this is your captain speaking. Please fasten your seatbelts, as we expect some mild disturbances in the journey ahead.

Or rather, we're experiencing them right now. I guess that previous statement was kinda retarded. Sorry about that.

Why the fuck am I apologising? I'm the fucking captain. You people'll hang on every word I say, and believe it. If I decided to plunge this piece of shit plane into the ocean right now and called it an "Emegency Landing", you'd all die knowing I was a fucking hero trying to save evey one of your stupid fucking lives.

Fuckin' retards.